Elementary: Ears to You.

Previously on Elementary: The One Percent Solution.

What this episode does, for me, is highlight why this Gareth Lestrade is a prat and a dick, and why we’re all glad to be rid of him. What this episode also does is annoy me that he gets room and board long enough to get his shit together and get on with it, while we never see hide nor hair of his assistant again, who, presumably, doesn’t have a lot more to fall back on than he did. Except if her parents are exceptionally wealthy or some such, in which case a mention would have still been nice. Just a line, ’cause usually neither Joan nor Sherlock are people who just let others fall through the cracks unless they’re certain whoever it is will be ok — or, unless the person really doesn’t deserve it. As it stands, we’ve seen more terrible characters than her. Like, I don’t know. Lestrade, for instance.

Joan and Lestrade outside the Brownstone.

It’s clear that Lestrade is a one-man pity party, and Joan tells him so without beating about the bush. His insecurity and indecision grate on her last nerve, and what does Lestrade counter it with? Making it sound like Joan is just the next Lestrade. Um, excuse me, my man, but Joan is special and awesome all on her own. Sherlock showed her a world, a profession, that she fell in love with, but she retained her boundaries and her values, and she’s still herself, just with 100% more seriously weird best friend and partner. Also, 200% more chickens. For Lestrade to make it sound like it’s only Sherlock that makes them both special — dude. Think. For Joan to encourage him and give him the opportunity to prove himself while remaining positive and to show him the positive side of the medal (instead of telling him he’s being a self-centred shitbag and to get out whether he’s got a job or not — which he would’ve totally deserved) just proves that she’s got angelic patience. Telling yourself that you’re not special without someone else is choosing the path of least resistance, because it lays the responsibility at someone else’s feet. Joan Watson will have none of that noise in her home.

The conclusion at the end shows us a Lestrade who has magically found his arrogance and pretension again. This didn’t help him, it didn’t heal him, because he can only achieve that himself. But he’s still blinded to that because he thinks he figured Sherlock out. So he’ll probably still drink and be a jerk and think he’s the greatest. Especially his talking down to Joan drives me up the wall.

“One day, you’ll know Sherlock the way I do.”

You don’t know shit, Lestrade.

This wasn’t intended as a redemption arc — or, at least, I hope it wasn’t. Because Gareth Lestrade hasn’t redeemed himself, hasn’t even begun. The question now is how often he has to hit rock bottom before he realises that. Possibly never.

The case was one of the best this season, I find. Loosely based on The Adventure of the Cardboard Box, it offered twists and turns and a few shifts of allegiance. It also deals with having a female villain a lot better than the original story — Conan Doyle attributed Sarah Cushing’s villainy to her revenge for a failed seduction of her sister’s husband. In this, she’s vindictive, sure, and out to ruin her husband’s life, but what she wants is the ransom money. Yay!

The other undercurrent of the episode is the quiet compare and contrast of Sherlock and Joan’s different philosophies when it comes to helping people, and especially helping friends. The episode highlights in what way Sherlock and Joan’s relationship is so different from Sherlock and Lestrade’s. Between Sherlock and Lestrade, there’s too much baggage and too much wounded pride — in short, Lestrade’s ego. Between Joan and Sherlock, there’s hard-won trust and implicit respect.

Sherlock, trying to dismantle an actual bomb in time: You’re staying?
Joan: Mmh, what can I say. I have faith.

Next: The Hound of the Cancer Cells.


  1. Wow, a perspective that I completely missed (although I have been called oblivious, and on more than one occasion) on Lestrade. Oh yes I loved it when Lestrade confronted the criminal who victimized him, especially when he alluded to Sherlock. And I further enjoyed it when Lestrade confessed that as a detective, he had not forgot about his love for justice. Yet who he really is, or has become, appears to have been masked, or did appear masked, until I read your review of the episode. And another thing, I did overlook what happened to his assistant, and it would have been nice to know what happened to her. Lestrade is an ass, but I would like to see more of him as he evolves. Very happy about this series being renewed for another season.



    1. It’s a great point you pick up there. I had thought that, at the end of the episode before this one, when Lestrade talked about that much of his integrity being untouchable — making sure murderers get their due time in jail — that that was the road, for him, to come to his senses and maybe find back to the decent bloke he was before Sherlock chose him. Or, at least, before he called Sherlock’s bluff and took credit for his work in London.
      That’s why I was so disappointed when we started this episode and found… that. The confrontation scene with the mugger was good, but it wasn’t the end of it. He had to go and put on his suit and revert back to assmode. Why?!
      I really hope that, although his arrogance seemed to have been masked, as you say, by that bit or by the fact that he (thought to have) figured Sherlock out, that the writers didn’t intend for this to be his redemption arc, because it doesn’t fly. And I’m not just saying that because he was being a dick, but also because he wasn’t doing any better, really. He’s not fine. Yes, he seems to have emancipated himself from Sherlock, but how long is that going to last? Until the going gets tough on his next gig? I just hope that, next time we see him, he has a breakthrough concerning his self-perception and gets better (for his sake as well as that of my patience).
      And I’m really still miffed about the assistant. But I’m glad you found my review enhanced your “viewing experience”! 🙂



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